pitbullfan:

i tried making a gang once but it turned into a book club

hinata-hajimes:

i wanna post my personal opinion on tumblr 

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avadakedavros:

one time my brother was on his bike, and he had stopped at a roundabout when a really fancy car pulled up next to him. he glanced across to have a casual look at it, and ended up inadvertently maintaining like 20 seconds worth of awkward eye contact with the queen of england.

duskyducks:

avatar-addiction:

keasttheleast:

when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin

neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing 

i worry about the people on here sometimes

circumcising:

circumcising:

sexual orientation: sunburnt ice cream man

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blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

betterthanlegos:

s-guy:

abitgarish:

wolfbearsnake:

xxcrashcourse:

aneverydaynerd:

I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game.

Good for her.

fuck yeah

THAT WAS THE BEST ENDING

omfg

reblog if you`ve killed someone

maevemactire:

What the FUCK did this start out as?!

The difference between tumblr and real life.

mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:

In real life, when people realise you have an obsession with something:

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On tumblr, EVERYONE has an obsession. So we’re just like:

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