that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

du4ne:

me as a prom dj

"time to slow things down a little blt"

*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*

ileftmyheartindixie:

Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

ichigoavenger:

naivepanda:

Thank the heavens

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For fucking

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Orlando Bloom

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Someone give Bloom an award with a sandwich

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

911official:

my neighbors parked their car in front of mine I think they are sending a message

swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

santa:

frickin:

christmas list:

  1. a relationship

i have some bad news for you son